I write with great irregularity. Unlike dear Ham, I cannot post works for criticism, unless they’ve already been published at some linkable location. Otherwise, publishers will be all like, “Your shit is worthless, it’s already out there in open cyber-space where anybody can get it.”

Instead, this will be a chronicle of all the things I do to avoid writing. I avoid writing regularly.

And guilt. I will also chronicle my guilt. And a running word count, of words properly fictional written since my last post.

This is my first post. That’s why the number is zero.

Fictional Words Written Since Last Post: 0

-Andy