Also, seriously seriously, why, in the name of his holiness the space pope, am I browsing the internet at this morning hour when I should be studying for an advanced mathematics final exam involving multidimensional integrations that I haven’t so much as seen in over a year (that includes the current class, on account of I haven’t been attending).

At first, it was only supposed to be a brief break, to reward myself for reading three chapters in a row. I watched Rhianna’s “Umbrella” video on YouTube. Look it up. It’s like pornography, but it’s not pornography, it’s a music video. But now I’ve watched like a dozen random and totally pointless things, and I’m totally going to fail at succeeding in life.